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On any given weekend, I'm more likely to be found:
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doing chores around the house. |
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attending a boring family obligation. |
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working, what else? |
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playing a sport or enjoying a hobby. |
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My desk/work space predominantly features:
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office supplies, neatly arranged. |
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a stack of papers a mile high. |
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an assortment of unique toys and mementos. |
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a bulletin board with photos of loved ones. |
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This is what I think about following dreams:
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My dreams are so big, I think most people think I'm mental. |
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Three words: Get. A. Job. People should spend more time with their feet on the ground than heads in the clouds. |
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I don't really have time for my dreams. |
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I do have dreams, but I try to keep them realistic. |
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When I go to the zoo, I'm more likely to notice:
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the name animals. You know, things like elephants, lions, tigers, and bears. |
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my watch. We've got a lot of stuff to cover and I want to see it all. |
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the amazing variety and colors of animals, and how everything works together just so. |
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the outrageous price of a Coke. And the souvenirs. And don't get me started on the selfish crowds. |
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During my lunch break on a beautiful spring day I'd be most likely to:
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take the rest of the day off and go somewhere fun. |
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sit outside and read over some paperwork. |
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stay at my desk--there's too much to do. |
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take a really quick walk. |
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During conversations, when someone brings up something I'm not very familiar with:
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I'll try and find out more about it later. |
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I'll ask them more about it right then and there. |
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I pretend I know exactly what they're talking about -- who wants to look like an idiot? |
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I'll quickly change the conversation. |
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When a child dances in front of my cart at the grocery store, I'm most likely to:
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smile, wink, and wave. |
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wonder why parents can't keep their kids under control. |
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ignore her and wait for her to move. |
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yell at her to move it or lose it -- I'm in a hurry! |
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Children are:
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those annoying things that spill stuff, get in your way, and scream on airplanes. |
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my role models. |
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little guides who have wisdom that I often overlook. |
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awfully cute, but best when quiet. |
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If I was at a formal dinner and someone noticed some toilet paper stuck to my shoe, I'd:
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remove the toilet paper and suggest that whoever is in charge of keeping the restrooms clean should be fired. |
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subtly kick it off and act like it was no big deal. |
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immediately leave the room and avoid that person for the rest of my life. |
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smile and say, 'I guess it never hurts to have some extra on hand.' |
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If I had to compare the excitement level of my life to a type of animal, it would most likely resemble:
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a dead tortoise. |
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a tortoise. Kind of slow, but I keep myself busy. |
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a penguin. Active, but I'm not exactly flying, you know? Which is pretty similar to everybody else I know. |
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a peacock. Colorful and often quite breathtaking. |
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I would estimate that I laugh approximately:
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5-10 times a day. |
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way too many times a day to count. |
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How am I supposed to laugh with the whole world going to pot? |
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10-20 times a day. |
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When my alarm goes off in the morning, I typically:
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throw my freakin' alarm out the window. |
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smile and jump out of bed. |
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groan, hit the snooze button and bury my head under the pillow. |
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sit up, yawn, and contemplate my day. |